Wednesday, June 3, 2009

it's educational

*WARNING* some of you might not like this entry.

Whenever I can't sleep I pop an ambien. Sleeping is not one of my many talents...I struggle with it A LOT. This past Sunday I knew a restless sleepless night was upon me so I gulp down an ambien, curl up under the covers and drift off into blissful sleep. 

The next morning I awake to a blank Netflix watch instantly screen on my computer. I had no recollection of watching anything. No big deal. Most nights I put something on as I fall asleep in order to zone out and help quite my mind.

Monday night rolls around and I begin my ritual of watching something on Netflix. The opening screen comes on and I see this on the previously viewed:

 "huh?" I think to myself


I now remember searching Netflix for something to watch. When I saw this show I thought, "I want to learn about that."

I mean come on who doesn't want to know the secrets to the art of love? 

I didn't remember much beyond that so I click on it. Again. More memories come flooding back. Especially this one refrain, "It's not porn. It's educational." 

The kicker. It has less than two stars. Apparently after all that I'm not even well educated.


johnny said...

bwahahahahaha. poorly-rated educational porn bored tj into sleeping...

Emily said...

hahahahaha i'm dying laughing as i'm temping at netflix right now! love their instant on demand stuff but i had no idea... also the image you used says something about 3D? wow.... how's that work w/ special glasses?

Alysha said...

I laughed a little about the raisins, but a lot at this one! Thanks!

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